Tsim, Secondary kev kawm ntawv thiab cov tsev kawm ntawv
Funny scenes ntawm zaum kawg tswb (Qib 9). Scenes ntawm zaum kawg tswb raug cov xib fwb
End qib 9th - ib tug tseem ceeb tshwm sim rau tag nrho cov me nyuam kawm ntawv. Ib tug neeg ces yoojyim tsev kawm ntawv, ib tug neeg tseem yog nws cov kev tshawb fawb, tab sis tag nrho cov hais mav xav tias lawv yog ib tug me ntsis laus. Uas yog vim li cas xws tseem ceeb yog qhov kawg hu.
Scenes ntawm zaum kawg tswb Qib 9 (funny)
Thoob plaws hauv lub kev kawm lub mav muaj ib tug neeg cob - cov chav kawm ntawv tus kws qhia ntawv. Nws yog qhov no xib fwb yuav paub lawv zoo dua leej twg. Nyob rau hauv qhov kev npaj ntawm cov cuav yuav ua tsis tau nws (nws) yuav las mees.
Ib tug interesting xaiv yuav scenes nyob rau hauv lub xeem hu rau (Qib 9) txog cov menyuam kawm ntawv cov thawj coj. Ib tug ntawm lawv yog hais hauv qab no.
Nyob rau theem kho kom zoo nkauj chav kawm ntawv. A daim ntawv loj loj "Zoo siab txais tos, kawm tiav .... ! Xyoo "rau tus kws qhia ntawv lub rooj zaum ib tug neeg laus xib fwb - chav kawm ntawv tus kws qhia ntawv, nyob rau ntawm lawv lub rooj neeg laus cov txiv neej thiab cov poj niam. Lawv muaj peev xwm ua si ob qho tib si hnav khaub ncaws niaj hnub no kawm tiav thiab lawv niam lawv txiv.
Yav tas los cov menyuam kawm ntawv pib yuav tsum nco ntsoov kuv lub tsev kawm xyoo.
- Marya, nco ntsoov, peb yog nyob rau hauv qib 6 nyob rau hauv koj lub rooj zaum khawm ib zaug nteg, thiab lwm - nchuav lo?
Tus kws qhia ntawv luag, kawm tiav luag merrily.
- Marya, thiab nco ntsoov tias peb khiav nkaum peb magazine, koj yog nws ntau tshaj li 2 lub lis piam tom nrhiav rau? Koj tseem ces ze li ntawm deprived cov puav pheej.
Ib zaug ntxiv, txhua leej txhua tus pib rau luag, thiab tus xib fwb tseem luag tu siab.
- Marya, nco ntsoov yuav ua li cas nyob rau hauv lub 10 qib, peb dim ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv, thiab pov ib tug tuag lawm nas rau koj rooj?
Ib zaug ntxiv, tis thiab luag ntxhi xib fwb kawm tiav.
Ces nws tau txais li, adjusts nws tsom iav thiab hais tias:
- Thiab koj, kuv cov thwj tim, nco ntsoov, nyob rau hauv lub kawm rau qib 6, kuv muab tag nrho deuce ntawm kev tswj, uas yog vim li cas koj nyob rau ib lub lim tiam tom qab lub tsev kawm ntawv? Thiab peb ncig saib thaum peb supposedly ploj? Nws cia li tom qab zaj dab neeg yog nrog lub magazine. Thiab ces, raws li kuv tau yuam cov "ua tsov ua rog thiab kev sib haum xeeb" tag nrho hau cim, nco ntsoov? Xwb, nws yog kev lom zem.
Tam sim no tus kws qhia ntawv pib rau luag, saib cov bewildered ntsej muag ntawm nws tus qub me nyuam kawm ntawv.
Cov Miniatures yuav tau ib tug zoo kev lom zem rau cov qhua raws li zoo raws li rau lawv tus kheej kawm tiav. Yog li ntawd, peb yuav txiav txim siab hais tias ib tug yuav tsum tau cwj pwm ntawm kev ua koob tsheej yuav tsum sketches rau lub xeem hu rau (Qib 9). Subject cov xib fwb nyob rau hauv lub xeem hu rau ntawm kev txaus siab uas tau npaj lawv cov kawm tiav.
Scenes rau tus kws qhia ntawv ntawm Lavxias teb sab lus thiab ntaub ntawv
Tus thawj xib fwb, cov neeg uas nco txog txhua txhua tus menyuam kawm ntawv yog ib tug xib fwb ntawm Lavxias teb sab lus thiab ntaub ntawv.
Feem ntau cov kev tshawb fawb, kev txom dictations, cov lus, tsab ntawv - tag nrho txog cov zaj lus qhia nyob rau hauv lub ntsiab lub tsev kawm ntawv kev kawm. Uas yog vim li cas lub funny scenes nyob rau hauv lub xeem hu rau (Qib 9) txog cov xib fwb yuav pib nrog lub Lavxias teb sab lus.
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- Popov, lub npe zoo lus "txee", "hav zoov", "Tsev", "stocking".
- Wardrobe, ntoo, lub tsev - txiv neej, stocking - poj niam.
- Kuv xav tias, qhov twg puas tau uas koj tau txais ntawd?
- Cov uas vuam txwv ntev tsuas yog cov poj niam.
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- Krasnov, xav tias mus txog ib kab lus uas homogeneous neeg.
- Nyob rau hauv lub hav zoov, muaj tsis muaj nyom, tsis muaj ntoo, tsis muaj kev fab.
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Tus kws qhia ntawv qhia tias:
- opposites - lus nrog opposite lub ntsiab. Piv txwv li, ntev - luv luv, ceev ceev - qeeb, ib qho yooj yim - tsis yooj yim. Vasilyev xav seb ib qho piv txwv.
Vasilyev hais tias:
- miv - aub.
- Tab sis yog vim li cas koj txiav txim siab hais tias nws txhais ntxeev?
- Yuav ua li cas yog vim li cas? Lawv yog cov opposite thiab lossi sib ntaus sib tua.
Scenes rau cov xib fwb ntawm kev kawm txog zauv thiab computer science
Thaum cov tub ntxhais kawm pib mus txua scenes ntawm zaum kawg tswb (qib 9) cov xib fwb kev kawm lej nyob rau hauv lawv ib tug tshwj xeeb qhov chaw.
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- Petushki, koj thaum kawg NW nyuam qhuav kawm suav mus rau kaum. Kuv tsis tau xav txog tej yam dab tsi koj yuav tsum tom qab tsev kawm ntawv.
- Txiav Txim boxing, Natalia S ..
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- Petrov, xav txog tej yam uas nyob rau hauv koj lub hnab tshos yog 10 rubles, thiab koj hais koj cov Pope muaj 10. Yuav ua li cas muaj ntau yam rubles koj yuav muaj?
- 10, Irina Sergeevna.
- Petrov! Tsis paub txog kev kawm txog zauv!
- Kuv ntshai nws koj muaj tsis muaj kev paub txog kuv txiv.
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- Pugovkin, muab tsib los yim.
- Helena, Kuv pom zoo muab cov lus teb rau koj cov lus nug xwb nyob rau hauv lub xub ntiag ntawm nws tus kws lij choj.
Koj kuj tsis tau hnov qab txog qhov kev kawm cov xib fwb.
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Science xib fwb los mus rau hauv lub tsev qiv ntawv department thiab pom tias tus ntawv yog tsis muaj. Nws nug hais tias cov menyuam kawm ntawv nyob qhov twg nws yog. Cov replies:
- Nws yog nyob rau hauv lub archive.
Tus kws qhia ntawv hais:
- unzip nws, thov koj.
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- Pavel Sergeyevich, kuv lub computer ntes tau ib tug kab mob no.
- Thiab koj ua dab tsi?
- txhaj tshuaj tiv thaiv.
- Qhov twg?
- nyob rau hauv nws caj npab.
Scenes biology cov xib fwb
Funny scenes ntawm lub xeem hu nyob rau hauv lub menyuam kawm qibl 9th yuav tsum muab thiab biology kws qhia ntawv.
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Tus kws qhia ntawv nug cov zaj lus qhia:
- Leej twg muaj peev xwm qhia rau kuv dab tsi yog qhov txawv ntawm tus dej thiab lub hiav txwv?
Ib tug me nyuam kawm ntawv teb hais tias:
- Nyob rau hauv tus dej muaj ob lub tsev txhab nyiaj, thiab rau lub hiav txwv - ib tug.
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- Lepeshkin yog vim li cas cov neeg paj hlwb?
- Yuav kom muaj qhov ntshai, Lidiya.
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- Mos, koj puas xav hais tias, uas yog xa mus rau ib tug noog nrog ib tug straw nyob rau hauv nws cov kaus ncauj?
- Lub cocktail bar, Irina Sergeevna.
Scene rau English xib fwb
Funny scenes ntawm zaum kawg tswb (Qib 9) txog cov lus Askiv ciali tag nrho cov neeg tam sim no. Ib qho piv txwv ntawm xws thumbnails uas hais hauv qab no.
Yog cov kawm lus Askiv xeem. Xib Fwb mutters:
- Kiag li tsis paub dab tsi .. Yuav ua li cas yuav tsum yog li ntawd ib qho yooj yim mus nug .. Qhov tshij ... Yuav ua li cas yog lub capital ntawm Great teb chaws Aas Kiv ?
Menyuam kawm ntawv uas ntsiag to. Xib Fwb tau txais lub paj hlwb:
- Zoo, lub npe ntawm lub capital ntawm Great teb chaws Aas Kiv?
- Bucharest.
Xib Fwb nrog voos:
- Tsis muaj! London! Ob tug! Cia tom ntej no yuav tuaj!
Menyuam kawm ntawv mus nyob rau hauv txoj kev hauv tsev rau lwm nug nws:
- Zoo, uas nug?
Nws piav rau nws hais tias thov kom cov British capital, thiab peb yuav tsum teb hais tias lub peev - qhov no yog London. Nws muaj ib tug classmate:
- Cia kuv ua koj ib tug cheat ntawv rau ntawm qhov tib tug ntawm Nplaum, cia li nyob rau hauv rooj plaub - "Lan-dan".
Rau txoj kev mus hauv chav kawm ntawv txaj thaiv npoo unstuck.
Tus kws qhia ntawv hais tias cov newcomer:
- Tuaj rau hauv, tuaj nyob rau hauv! Kuv lo lus nug yog: "Yuav ua li cas yog lub capital ntawm Great teb chaws Aas Kiv?"
Menyuam kawm ntawv sai sai glances nyob rau ntawm nws ib thiab confidently teb hais tias:
- Adidas.
Nyob rau hauv tas li ntawd, lub scenes ntawm lub kawg tswb (qib 9) cov xib fwb yuav muaj xws li luv luv funny dialogues.
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Tham niam thiab tus ntxhais. Ntxhais nug:
- Niam, hais "fun".
Niam puzzled:
- Vim li cas? Yuav ua li cas yog nws tag nrho hais txog?
- Zoo, dab tsi yog qhov txawv? Cia li rov qab ua tag nrho, nws yog tsis yooj yim.
- Vim li cas kuv yuav tsum tau rov qab ua nws yuav tsis luaj li cas? Kuv yuav tsis!
- Tus ntawd yog nws! Ces yog vim li cas ua rau kuv kawm lus Askiv?
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- Zoo muaj yog hais? Muaj teeb meem nrog cov lus?
- Kuv ua tsis tau, tab sis lub British twb ...
Scene rau geography cov xib fwb
Cov menyuam kawm ntawv los txog rau funny skits rau lub xeem hu rau (qib 9), tsis txhob kis tau los ntawm thiab geography cov xib fwb.
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- Peter, dab tsi li koj paub txog cov Panama kwj dej?
- Tsis muaj dab tsi, Lidiya, peb kav hlau txais xov nws caum tsis cuag.
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Tus kws qhia ntawv piav txog cov kev kawm, qhia zaj dab neeg txog New Guinea.
Menyuam kawm ntawv clarifies:
- Yog li ntawd, yog ib qhov lub caij ntuj sov?
Xib Fwb hais tias:
- Yes.
Ib tug me nyuam kawm ntawv nrog ib tug sigh:
- Muaj hmoo. Nyob Mus Ib Txhis so.
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- rau ko taw, yog hais tias koj tsis qhia rau kuv lub peev ntawm Argentina?
- Kuv thov txim, Julia, tab sis kuv tsis paub.
Scenes rau cov xib fwb ntawm keeb kwm thiab kev sib raug zoo
Ua sketches rau lub xeem hu rau (Qib 9) nyob rau hauv lub kawm, cov tub kawm tsis txhob hnov qab txog cov xib fwb ntawm keeb kwm thiab social science. Ntawm no yog ib tug me me scene, uas yuav tsum tau muab tso rau hauv gala yav tsaus ntuj.
Tus kws qhia ntawv pib mus xyuas tom tsev.
- Yog li ntawd, zaj lus qhia tas peb tham txog Napoleon. Thov Sinichkina qhia rau kuv seb koj nco ntsoov.
Menyuam kawm ntawv solemnly sawv thiab hais tias:
- Lydia Y., yog vim li cas mloog kuv? Cia Napoleon qhia txog nws tus kheej.
Xib Fwb surprise:
- Tab sis ua li cas koj xav txog tej yam nws?
Sinichkin tau hais khov kho teb:
- Thiab tam sim no peb yuav tau ib tug seance, hu Napoleon thiab nug txog txhua yam.
Tus kws qhia ntawv pom zoo rau tag nrho cov zaum nyob ib ncig ntawm lub rooj. Sinichkin pib hu Napoli, uas tom qab ib tug ob peb lub vib nas this zoo nkaus li nyob rau hauv lub ces kaum ntawm lub chav kawm ntawv nyob rau hauv lub npe nrov cocked lub kaus mom thiab ib tug sepulchral lub suab hais tias:
- lub npe ntawm tus huab tais txoj lus txib kom muab tso rau Sergey Sinichkina "5" nyob rau hauv lub xyoo ntawm keeb kwm.
Xib Fwb ntshai:
- Koj Imperial Highness .. Tab sis .. Nws tsis paub dab tsi nyob rau hauv cov kev kawm .. Ib yam dab tsi rau kuv koj lub suab suab paub ... Tab sis yog vim li cas koj khiav nkawm khau?
Sai sai los rau Napoleon, kua muag cocked thiab paub Lisichkina.
Tus kws qhia ntawv yog txaus siab hais tias:
- Yog li ntawd Lisichkin. Cia li tsis ntseeg hais tias ... Zoo, wb mus ntxiv peb kev sib tham.
Tag nrho dua zaum ib ncig ntawm lub rooj thiab cov xib fwb qhia ntawv hais tias:
- Hu rau cov niam txiv Sinichkina thiab Lisichkina.
Cov tsis meej pem tus neeg lub luag hauj lwm rau qhov kev huam yuaj thiab cov tis ntawm tom ua kom tiav cov scene.
Koj yuav tau tuav ib tug ob peb luv luv sib tham rau qhov kev kawm ntawm cov keeb kwm thiab social science.
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Xib Fwb nug:
- Me Johnny, uas noble knights ua li cas nrog lub yeej tw?
Me Johnny teb:
- swb rau seem, Irina Sergeevna.
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- Yog li ntawd, raws li kuv ceeb toom koj nyob rau hauv zaj lus qhia tas, peb tswj niaj hnub no.
- Ib tug tshuab xam zauv yuav siv tau, Marya Ivanovna?
- Nws yog ua tau, Me ntsis Johnny, koj ua tau.
- Ib tug protractor?
- Thov, me me Johnny, rau kev kho mob. Yog li ntawd peb sau lub ntsiab ntawm "Lub sab ntsuj plig lub ntiaj teb no ntawm tus txiv neej."
Scenes rau cov xib fwb ntawm physics thiab Science News for KIDS
Ua sketches rau lub xeem hu rau (Qib 9), uas pib mus txua ib tug scenario ntev ua ntej cov nyiaj so koobtsheej, peb yuav tsis quav ntsej ib yam ntawm cov xib fwb. Hauv qab no yog cov kev xaiv uas rau thumbnails rau cov xib fwb ntawm physics thiab Science News for KIDS.
Physics zaj lus qhia.
Tus kws qhia ntawv pib lub poll:
- Yog li ntawd, cia kuv mloog koj. Nco kuv mus Archimedes 'kuj.
Ib tug me nyuam kawm ntawv cov lus teb:
- Lub cev raus rau hauv cov kua, yuav extrude volume sib npaug luj ntawm lub cev.
Losers xav kam:
- Kiag li tsis ncaj ncees lawm txoj kev cai! Xeem kuv soj ntsuam nws tus kheej!
Xib Fwb xav nyob rau hauv:
- Tuaj, peb nthuav dav, Bob, dab tsi yog koj ua li cas?
Losers hais tias:
- Zoo, zoo li cas? Tus kheej lub cev raus rau hauv ib tug da dej ntawm cov kua 4 h thiab zaum sawv, khov.
- Ib tug paub txog yog mus blame?
- Yuav ua li cas yog dab tsi? Ntawm no cia kuv tsuas yuav poob, kuv mam li ua nws!
Ib tug me nyuam kawm ntawv poob siab ntev:
- Yuav ua li cas tau nws li cas?
Losers nyob rau hauv teb:
- Zoo, kuv poured dej rau da dej, wb nce lub toj mus rau hauv nws ...
Class chorus:
- Thiab ???
Losers hais tias:
- rov cov neeg nyob ze qw hais tias natekla tag nrho pas dej nrog lawv cov qab nthab!
Xib Fwb kaj siab lug:
- Tus ntawd yog nws! Thiab yog dab tsi li nram no los ntawm qhov no?
Losers irritably hais tias:
- Yuav ua li cas cia Archimedes nws tus kheej thiab yog tam sim no ua kho vaj tse!
Ib tug me nyuam kawm ntawv uas qhia lus:
- Yog, lub tshav kub, koj tsis paub dab tsi ntawm physics!
Tus kws qhia ntawv, xa mus rau lwm yam losers:
- Zaitsev, zoo, tsawg kawg yog koj nco qab dab tsi? Tom qab cov tub ntxhais coj mus?
Ob txhais losers twj ywm lub suab lus teb:
- Tag nrho cov kuv nco ntsoov Helena, cia li tsis paub dab tsi!
Xib Fwb nrog ib tug sigh:
- Tsis muaj, koj yuav tsis nrog koj tham! Ob koj tau txais hauv lub deuce. Tag kis yog tos rau txhua leej txhua tus los mus ntsuam xyuas cov tub ntxhais!
Xib Fwb collusion:
- Tag nrho cov sij hawm mus sau koj cov ntawv ua tom tsev? Kuv ntxuav.
Losers nyob rau hauv teb:
- Tos! Kuv tseem tsis tau kiag li theej duab no!
Xib Fwb nyob rau hauv perplexity:
- Qhov no yog tsis ib daim duab, puag ncig, thiab cov yam ntxwv hauv daim ntawv ntawm cov halogen.
Losers, ua lub tsim txom lub ntsej muag:
- Yog li ntawd, cov mis mos? Nws yog ib tug "dub box" ntawm cov artist Repin!
Xib Fwb surprise:
- Uas yog li ntawd, ci ntsa iab?
Losers nrog ib tug sigh:
- Uas yog li ntawd, kom meej.
Xib Fwb chim lub suab
- Zoo, koj yog, raws li ib txwm, raug kawm nyob rau tom deuce.
Ib lub suab dvoechnitsy nrog qhov tseeb batch:
- Thiab yog hais tias kuv xav mus "zoo heev"?
Tus kws qhia ntawv teb:
- Zoo, koj xav tsib, sau peb cov mis ntawm ethyl cawv.
- Kuv xav tau ib tug ntsis lwm yam. Nyob zoo, Pog, feem ntau hais cov mis ntawm ethyl cawv, ces cov nqe lus nug ntawm kuv tsib solved.
Pog hais tias:
- Li ntawd, kuv tsis paub Science News for KIDS, tus ntxhais xeeb ntxwv. Tse ob ..
Dvoechnitsa sadly repeats:
- Tse ob.
Xib Fwb nyob rau hauv anticipation ntawm lub txuas ntxiv:
- Yog li ntawd, ces zoo li cas?
Dvoechnitsa thov lub suab tseem hais kom nws cov pog:
- Babulechka koj yuav luag guessed, sim nco ntsoov ntau!
Pog hais tias:
- Yuav ua li cas yog muaj yuav tsum nco ntsoov, kuv twb hais tias, raws li muaj ntau yam raws li tsib lub sij hawm!
Ib tug menyuam kawm ntawv hais tias:
- Raws li ntau li ntau tsib?
Xib Fwb hais lub suab hais tias:
- Yog lawm! n-2, Al-5.
Dvoechnitsa:
- Oh!
Xib Fwb, nodding nws lub taub hau:
- Zoo, yuav luag! c-2, Al-5, rau - cov hmoov tshauv. Okay, uas koj tau txais rau sab saum toj tsib nrog ib tug rho tawm.
Scene lub cev kev kawm ntawv cov xib fwb
Ntawm cov hoob kawm, tsis muaj scenes ntawm lub xeem hu rau (qib 9) yuav tsis tswj tsis tau koj nyiam ce.
Lub tsev kawm ntawv lub tswb rings. Nyob rau theem, nyob rau hauv sportswear, sawv me nyuam kawm ntawv Pugovkin nyob rau hauv splendid rho tawm. Lub cev kev kawm ntawv tus kws qhia ntawv los txog rau lub gym, faus nyob rau hauv ib tug magazine, thiab hais tias, tsis muaj nrhiav:
- Zoo siab txais tos! Chav kawm ntawv, kab li! Ib-nyiaj!
Pugovkin, nrhiav ib ncig, hais tias:
- ib tug.
Mas. Xib Fwb zoo li, pom tau hais tias tsis muaj ib tug twg thiab threateningly nug:
-Taaak, thiab qhov twg yog qhov lwm tus? Mooch, eh?
Pugovkin ntshai:
- Tsis muaj, tsis muaj, Valery Semenovich, lawv muaj zoo yog vim li cas.
Tus kws qhia ntawv, tsis muaj tsawg menacing:
- nrog kev sib hwm, koj hais li cas? Tuaj rau, ceev ceev tag nrho cov ntawm lawv nyob ntawm no!
Pugovkin khiav tawm ntawm lub gym thiab ib tug nas this tom qab rov qab nrog rau tag nrho cov chav kawm ntawv.
Xib Fwb qhuas Pugovkina:
- Zoo li cas, Pugovkin. Tam sim no peb to taub. Koj nyob nraum lub thawj, ib qho yooj yim. Qhov twg hauv daim ntawv?
Ib qho yooj yim-rau-lo lus teb:
- Sawv cev, nyob rau hauv lub yav tsaus ntuj kuv tsim tau ntxuav thiab dai nws tawm mus rau qhuav nyob rau hauv lub laj kab. Mam li nco dheev, tawm ntawm tsis pom qhov twg, muaj ib tug vicious aub, thiab tag nrho cov tsoo.
Xib Fwb nyob rau hauv perplexity:
- Ntawm chav kawm, kuv to taub, tab sis qhov twg lub laj kab, vim hais tias koj nyob rau lub 7 pem teb? Zoo, txhua yam yog tseeb nrog koj. Yuav ua li cas koj hais tias, Petrov?
Petrov hais tias:
- Oh, kuv ua rau kuv pob luj taws nag hmo. Qhov ntawd yog txoj cai .. laug .. Zoo, nyob rau hauv Feem ntau, ob qho tib si ..
Xib fwb to taub lub suab:
- Clear. Yuav ua li cas yog koj, Ximoos? Dhau pob luj taws mob?
Txhob txwm Simon hais tias:
- Tsis muaj, kuv muaj ib tug mob caj pas.
Xib Fwb tej yam txawv suab:
- Mob qa, ces ... Yog li ntawd, ib tug ntaub qhwv rau nws txhais ceg, huh?
Simon sai sai teb:
- Nuuuu, nws txawm nws .. ..
Tus kws qhia ntawv nods thiab hais tias:
- Zoo, zoo. Shishkov, yuav ua li cas koj yuav mus tau piav?
Shishkov dreamy suab:
- Sawv cev, Valery Semenovich, rau kuv nag hmo cov tub hluas ntawm 11 "A" hais tias koj ua niaj hnub no yuav tsis muaj lub tsev kawm ntawv. Yuav ua li cas yog sab laug mus rau cov kev sib tw nyob rau hauv gymnastics!
Cov xib fwb xav tsis thoob li cov lus teb:
- Oh, wow ... .. yees Gimnatika tib .. Zoo, raws li koj Vorobyev ntawd?
Sparrows absently:
- Kuv tsis meej pem tam sim no hnub. Kuv Xav Wednesday, tab sis nws yog Thursday. Kuv txawm phau ntawv on Wednesday tau coj, kuv yuav qhia koj.
Xib Fwb hais laus
- Zoo, ces, tag nrho cov chav kawm ntawv rau cov tsis muaj daim ntawv tso "ob". Tam sim no zaum, peb coj tawm ib phau ntawv sau thiab sau lub ntsiab ntawm "txhua hnub."
Pugovkin tsis meej pem:
- Valery Semenovich, tab sis yog dab tsi yog kuv?
Xib Fwb tsis meej pem:
- Oh, yog, Pugovkin. Thiab koj, lub hom phiaj, khiav hla 2 kilometers.
Scenes rau cov xib fwb Arts thiab Technology
Funny scenes ntawm zaum kawg tswb (qib 9) yuav tsis tswj tsis tau hais txog Arts qhia.
Cov me nyuam zaum ntawm lawv cov rooj thiab rau siab ntso kos. Tus kws qhia ntawv mus taug kev nruab nrab ntawm cov kab, cov tshev ua hauj lwm. Kukushkin tsis nyob rau hauv lub rooj thiab nug:
- Nws yog koj uas kos?
Kukushkin nyob rau hauv teb:
- Zoo li cas? Vase. Koj koj tus kheej nug.
- Yuav ua li cas kuv nug hais tias, raws li kuv nco. Kuv tsis to taub dab tsi koj txawm nta hlo.
- Zoo, Olga, yog ib tug vase! Cia li ces kuv tau pom. Koj nyob nraum ib tug artist, koj yuav tsum to taub kuv.
Xib Fwb hais tias:
- Zoo, wb chaw muag mis nyuj.
Ntsiag to yuav siv sij hawm lub chaw muag mis nyuj txo nws hwj lub deuce. Kukushkin yog rov:
- Deuce? Vim li cas?
Tus kws qhia ntawv teb:
- Yuav ua li cas yog koj, Peter, nws tsis yog ob, nws yog tsib. Cia li ces kuv tau pom.
Scenes ntawm zaum kawg tswb Qib 9 (funny) yuav tsum yog qhov chaw rau tag nrho cov kev kawm. Technology yog tsis muaj exception.
Technology xib fwb abuses chav kawm ntawv:
- Leej twg puas lub plywood? Kuv nug koj, lo lus teb!
Tub ntxhais kawm ntawv sawv ntsug, hau nyo. Thaum kawg, ib tug hais tias:
- Vim li cas plywood? Tau tseem iav?
Tus kws qhia ntawv chim heev dhau lawm:
- Khob kuv tus kheej nyob rau hauv lub yav sawv ntxov tsoo. Kuv muab tso rau plywood. Lub sij hawm tas kuv nug ib lo lus nug, uas tsoo lub plywood?
Yog li, koj muaj peev xwm tsim ib tug ntau yam ntawm scenes rau lub xeem hu rau (Qib 9). Scenario - ib tug zoo siab mus ob peb vas - ib tug kuj zoo kawg, me nyuam kawm ntawv, cov xib fwb thiab cov niam txiv - zoo nkauj, elegant, zoo siab. Nws yuav tsum zoo li ib tug gala yav tsaus ntuj nplooj siab mus rau thaum xaus ntawm qib 9.
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